Why can't their reality be mine?

I can go from this

😏

To this

😒

In seconds.

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

hearthesirenssong:

shadowsandsex:

2nigga:

BRUH WHEN DID CATFISH GET THIS REAL?????

I happened to see this while watching tv with my sister. I was screaming.

Saw this and loved it. Yes, Niev. Way to kill it.

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hornyy-blogger:

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

This is fantastic

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

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